A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a
chocolate cake from scratch. While the mother had her head turned, the
little white boy went to the table, dipped both hands in the chocolate
frosting and covered his face with it. The mother turned around to see
what the boy was doing and said, "Boy, what the hell are you doing?"
The son gleefully replied, "Look, Mama! I'm black!!!" The mother
became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then said,
"Boy, go show your father what you've done!" The boy then walked into
the den where his father was reading and said, "Look Daddy! I'm
black!!!" The father put his magazine down and had a very puzzled look
on his face from seeing the chocolate on the boy's face. The father
said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father smacked his
son across his head. The father angrily said, "Now go show your grandpa
what you've done!!!" The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was
on the porch and said, "Um…Grandpa. Look what I did. I'm black now."
The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took the
boy over his knee and proceeded to spank him. "That'll teach you! Now
go back in the kitchen with your mama!" The boy walks back in the
kitchen and the mother said, "I hope you've learned your lesson, young
man!" The boy says with a scowl on his face, "Heck yeah! I've been
black for 5 minutes and hate you white muthafu@#ers already.
